The Bitch that Suck My DICK
How provocative is my word?…..
Dulu jamannya friendster masih dengan setting lama….Gue selalu berpikir headline gue harus provocative….ya iya donk, secara gue saingan ama blog lain untuk dibaca ama orang headline gue dan kalimat2 pertama gue harus cukup provocative donk biar dibaca orang….
Tapi sebenernya sih ini berlaku dimana aja….Buku2 yang sering gue baca seperti how to make a song for dummies juga selalu mengatakan bahwa band ato solo artist biasanya hanya punya waktu 15 detik untuk menentukan apakah dia akan terus mendengarkan lagu itu atau menggantinya…Sepertinya konsumen adalah pengamat musik terkejam ya?….Tapi begitulah hidup…..
Mengenai Provocative words, beberapa orang tidak usah susah2 belajar dan mengerti teori….They just using the provocative words without knowing it….Seperti contohnya my friend sila…..Hari ini dia menulis sesuatu yang sangat provocative mengenai pertemuannya dengan bapak2 berbaju batik….entah provocative karena teori2nya….ato provocative karena sesuatu yang lain….selalu provocative dalam setiap tulisannya….You should read her poetry….
Tapi sebenarnya ada cara mudah agar orang terprovokasi….Yes dear, sex sales…..Seperti yang gue lakukan sekarang ini dengan headline gue….sex sales….dirty words sales….scandal sales….that is the three things I used in my provocation today….Which is the simplest and the easiest way….
The hardest way you asked me?….The norm….Bent the norm and you will get the best provocation….why is it that hard?….It is hard you know to bent the norm….first of all you don’t know what norm is….and even if you know, you don’t know where to bent the norm to be interesting….
PS:
Today Sila asked me the hardest task…."search the net for a tribute to koes plus album, the song which sang by armand maulana called jemu"….It’s quite taking the effort….because she gave me the wrong name album….plus the multiply won’t help me….so I used the last resort….Yes, Kaskus.us….That freaking big community….
Today i test their AKTB, the premium account of kaskus….It reminds how kaskus is in the old times….clean…fast…and searchable….hahahahah….geez, it’s been five years this february i’m on kaskus….
PS2:
Ever heard weird al yankovic….Well, he is like padhyangan project in Indonesia that loves to alter a hit songs lyrics or music into somethin else…..but different than padhyangan project, he puts always the sarcastic way…that way he always provoke people….
see what he have done to nirvana smells like teens spirit….stupid al yankovic….
Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
What is this song all about?
Can’t figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you’d tell me, I don’t know
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know
Now I’m mumblin’ and I’m screamin’
And I don’t know what I’m singin’
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin’
I still don’t know what I’m singin’
We’re so loud and incoherent
Boy this oughtta bug your parents
Yeah
It’s un-in-tel-ligible
I just can’t get it through my skull
It’s hard to bargle naudle zausz
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know…
Well we don’t sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we’re Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don’t wanna
Buy our album, we’re Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah
And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet’s so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no
Don’t know, don’t know don’t know…
Well, I’m yellin’ and we’re playin’
But I don’t know what I’m sayin’
What’s the message I’m conveyin’?
Can you tell me what I’m sayin’?
So have you got some idea?
Didn’t think so, well, I’ll see ya!
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, adinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaah!
PS3:
The headline for this posts are inspired by "the man who sold the world" by nirvana….No, i don’t like nirvana….It’s just that I was in the band which played nirvana’s songs….
And this headline inspired me to make this stupid (sick) joke….
A: Do you play instrument? said the punk rocker
B: Yes
A: What instrument did you play dude?
A: I played my dick!
